My 10 favorite Puns
1. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
2. I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
3. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
4. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
5. To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
6. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
7. Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
8. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
9. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
10. How do you make antifreeze? Steal her blanket.
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